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Greetings and Welcome !!!
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I am John G. Leano & thank you extra large for stopping by to visit! Please feel free to take the time to give yourself a tour of my humble adobo. You will find links to my celebrity wall of fame. You can see pictures of me with some famous people who don't have the slightest clue who I am.
One of my favorite links is "Movie, Music & TV Reviews". This site is a helpful and invaluable tool in pre-screening the content of various forms of entertainment. This site is a must if you're a concerned and responsible parent looking out for your children or if you're just one of those boring adults who have nothing better to do but listen to radio, watch TV or go to movies.
There's a lot more stuff to see and do while you're here. So take your time and come back once in a while as things do change from time to time. Oh, and don't forget to read the joke about the blonde Pinay. Laughing is allowed.
Be safe and behave...
L J A P (Love, Joy and Peace)
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A blonde Pinay, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde Pinay said, "How about pipty dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde Pinay came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "O-o, (meaning "yes") " the blonde Pinay answered, "and I had paint lept ober, so I gabe it two coats," Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50, "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Perrari."
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If my head looks too big for my body, it's because it is. This was from way back in the day. I can assure you that the current situation is completely opposite: my body is too big for my head.
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